“And once I realized that code I write never fucking goes away and I'm going to be a maintainer for life. I get comments about blog posts that are almost 10 years old. "Hey, I found this code. I found a bug," and I'm suddenly maintaining code.”
“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live”
“Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.”
“At forty, I was too old to work as a programmer myself anymore; writing code is a young person’s job.”
“Hey, Terry? Jim. How's it going? So, you and Mimi up for some dinner?” He paused. “No, I didn't hit my head. No, this isn't a code because I'm being held hostage.”
“The code of the coward is to run away. I know, because I wrote the manual.”