“I am not a politician... I only suffer the consequences.”
“Politicians lie and I am not fooled.”
“I am a politician which means I am a liar and a crook. When I am not kissing babies I am stealing their lollypops.”
“When I hear a politician has died in a car accident, I think, “How tragic! Even if the car suffered only a small dent, it makes me want to cry out to God in despair.”
“I stand between two worlds. I am at home in neither, and I suffer in consequence. You artists call me a bourgeois, and the bourgeois try to arrest me...I don't know which makes me feel worse.”
“I serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.”