“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious”

“It is our responsibilities not ourselves that we should take seriously.”

“The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come”

“Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.”

“Love is an act of endless forgiveness; a tender look which becomes a habit.”

“I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.”

“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.”