“Love is an act of endless forgiveness; a tender look which becomes a habit.”

“I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me to be the most civilized music in the world. ”

“Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.”

“I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.”

“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.”

“Unfortunately, a superabundance of dreams is paid for by a growing potential for nightmares”

“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious”