“Brains are survival engines, not truth detectors.”

“There's no such things as survival of the fittest. Survival of the most adequate, maybe. It doesn't matter whether a solution's optimal. All that matters is whether it beats the alternative.”

“What's the survival value of obsessing on a sunset?”

“Psychopathy's no disorder in those shoes, eh? Just a survival strategy.”

“I don't understand how meat like you survived to adulthood.”

“The most altruistic and sustainable philosophies fail before the brute brain stem imperative of self-interest.”

“If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert”