“The game is never over; there's no finish line this side of heat death.”
“There's a reason why you never see large-chested women finishing marathons first. They've been beaten to death by their breasts around Mile 5. It ain't pretty.”
“Love always triumphs over what we call death. That's why there's no need to grieve for our loved ones, because they continue to be loved and remain by our side.”
“There's solace in the thought that I will never finish missing her.”
“Prolonging death was akin to prolonging an orgasm. The closer you could bring the victim to the finish line without crossing it, the better it”
“For as I pass through death's door let me sing my favorite melody and finish it on the other side.”