“An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But I say an onion a day will keep anyone away !”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.”
“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~Mae West”
“The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.”