“Good God, Clarence! You look like a bereaved tapeworm.”
“From the point of view of a tapeworm, man was created by God to serve the appetite of the tapeworm.”
“You shall find it greatly mitigates the sorrow of bereavements, if before bereavement you shall have learned to surrender every day all the things which are dearest to you into the keeping of your gracious God.”
“Sure, I'd like to lose some weight, but a tapeworm is the last way I'd like to do it, except becoming a prisoner of war.”
“Talking to Clarence can be like talking to a child, although it is much more charming in children.”
“Authors today need a publisher as much as they need a tapeworm in their guts.”