“He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do.”

“Easy in but not easily out, as the lobster said in the lobster pot!”

“Poetry is not efficient. If you want to learn how to cook a lobster, it’s probably best not to look to poetry. But if you want to see the word lobster in all its reactant oddity, its pied beauty, as if for the first time, go to poetry. And if you want to know what it’s like to be that lobster in the pot, that’s in poetry too.”

“The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.”

“curse the genetics that turn me into a lobster after one hour in the sun while everyone else gets to look like a sexy peanut.”

“All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, of speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required".”