“I always advise people never to give advice.”
“I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.”
“Of all the advice I can give someone...this is the most important: Never mess with a coconut salesman. A sharp machete is always at hand.”
“I give good advice. I do not always take it.”
“Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.”
“My father told me to go to bed an hour ago. I don't see why I shouldn't give you the same advice. I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of ant use to oneself.”