“The scheme had been, if I remember, that after lunch I should go off and caddy for Honoria on a shopping tour down Regent Street; but when she got up and started collecting me and the rest of her things, Aunt Agatha stopped her.”

P.G. Wodehouse

P.G. Wodehouse - “The scheme had been, if I remember...” 1

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