“They’re soul mates. She has about as much brain as a retarded billiards ball, and he approximately the same.”
“Guys are kind of retarded until they’re about 30.”
“After some cogitation, it is difficult not to agree with Herman Bondi (1919 - 2005), who in his book 'Relativity and Common Sense' says:... The surprising thing, surely, is that molecules in a gas behave so much as billiard balls, not that electrons behave so little like billiard balls.”
“When a soul arrives in Paradise after a lifetime on earth, it will sometimes pine for the soul mate that was left behind.""He has that look?""No... he has the other look.""The other look?""The look of that soul when it reunites with its soul mate.”
“Like billiard balls colliding our courses were altered.”
“Just because he likes the same bizzaro crap as you doesn't mean he's your soul mate.”