“You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing.”
“You can't be a successful dictator and design women's underwear. One or the other. Not both.”
“You were specially designed by your creator. You were born a Success”
“BREAKING NEWS: You're awesome and designed for success; live this day accordingly!”
“You can't guarantee success, but you can guarantee failure.”
“It's easier to be careful in dresses. You have to be or you end up flashing your underclothes or destroying beautiful fabric. Dresses force you to be on guard.”