“I’ve always believed writing ads is the second most profitable form of writing. The first is ransom notes…”

“Writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes.”

“Ideas are the most fragile things in the world, and if you do not write them down, they will be lost forever.”

“Writing my blog has saved me thousands on therapy.”

“Put your faith in what you most believe in.”

“Whenever I'm asked what kind of writing is the most lucrative, I have to say ransom notes.”

“...I found myself pondering the specific Christian American obsession with abortion and gay rights. For million of Americans, these are the great societal "sins" of the day. It isn't bogus wars, systemic poverty, failing schools, child abuse, domestic violence, health care for profit, poorly paid social workers, under-funded hospitals, gun saturation, or global warming that riles or worries the conservative, Bible-believers of America." pg33”