“Writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes.”

“I’ve always believed writing ads is the second most profitable form of writing. The first is ransom notes…”

“Ideas are the most fragile things in the world, and if you do not write them down, they will be lost forever.”

“Writing my blog has saved me thousands on therapy.”

“Whenever I'm asked what kind of writing is the most lucrative, I have to say ransom notes.”

“The one general theme I took away from that first week with my new friends, was that everyone had their issues. Life in its simplest form is an attempt to deal with and avoid potential impediments. Some families take dysfunction to lofty heights while other break apart like Oreos mixed in a blender.”

“Censorship is the strongest drive in human nature; sex is a weak second.”