“don't touch my stuff”

“Chuck Norris would totally hit that.”

“Like all shopkeepers, they are deep-down optimists. They have to be, because every morning they unlock the doors to their stores, turn on the lights, prepare for the day, and wait for people to walk in and hand them money.”

“Mom & pop stores are not about something small; they are about something big. Ninety percent of all U.S. businesses are family owned or controlled. They are important not only for the food, drink, clothing, and tools they sell us, but also for providing us with intellectual stimulation, social interaction, and connection to our communities. We must have mom & pop stores because we are social animals. We crave to be part of the marketplace. ”

“Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.”

“It doesn't pay to try, all the smart girls know why.”

“Oh. THere goes another one. Just like Achilles.”