“You’re not in the business of breaking stallions.”

“I decide to release myself the only way I can imagine: I pee my pants.”

“Oh. THere goes another one. Just like Achilles.”

“The one general theme I took away from that first week with my new friends, was that everyone had their issues. Life in its simplest form is an attempt to deal with and avoid potential impediments. Some families take dysfunction to lofty heights while other break apart like Oreos mixed in a blender.”

“When taking Spock to see the spores, Leila comments, "It's not much further." having been beaten about the head severely on the difference between "further" and "farther," I believe I can say with some trembling confidence that she should say, "it's not much farther." "Further" means "to a greater extent or degree" whereas "farther" means "to a greater distance." (I know this is really picky, but hey, that's my business.)”

“The only way to Cuba is with the CIA.”

“Writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes.”