“There's never a good time to tell someone that you don't really exist.”

“Clean shoes are no indication of clean feet, especially if worn on the head.”

“If anyone had appeared in just a pair of boxer shorts or swimming trunks, the womenfolk would have had "an attack of the vapors" and the menfolk would have exploded in a rage at the indecency of it. What exactly "an attack of the vapors" was is unclear, because there is no such thing as womenfolk anymore, and there is certainly no such thing as an attack of the vapors.”

“I think you can tell when you meet someone whether they read novels. There's some hollowness if they don't.”

“Let the world kiss you, sister. Let the moment kiss the most raw and tender spot in your heart until you cannot help but surrender, open.”

“May all beings be well. May all beings be happy. May all beings be free from suffering. May all beings be liberated through the unwavering knowlege of who they truly are.”

“When you choose one way out of many, all the ways you don't take are snuffed out like candles, as if they'd never existed.”