“The nerds have taken over the newsrooms.”
“If only he can get over becoming a NERD.”
“I can see why you like it here, there's a thin layer of nerd all over everything.”
“Get over here and talk to her. She’s a reporter, not a Dementor.”“Harry Potter nerd.”“Whatever. Take the damn phone.”
“Did you just say 'nerd'?""Not a 'nerd' - node.""Oh.”
“The media have the ability to attract the craziest people to call in perfectly absurd tips. Every newsroom in the world gets updates from UFOlogists, graphologists, scientologists, paranoiacs, and every sort of conspiracy theorist.”