“books are a load of crap”
“A book is a loaded gun.”
“I’m about to make a wild, extreme, and severe relationship rule: the word “busy” is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes.”
“Brian: I love booksProf. Morrison: The contents of books, or just owning a whole load of books?”
“A book is a loaded gun in the house next door...Who knows who might be the target of the well-read man?”
“Of course, a single verse of the Holy Qur'an or a hadith moves the faithful to good actions, but volumes of books would not move an unwilling person who is like an ass carrying a load of books.”