“Good Christ, a Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy till they die!”
“There is no significant idea which cannot be explained to an intelligent twelve year old boy in fifteen minutes.”
“I think if you went back to the eighteenth century and you asked a fifteen year old boy, 'Would you like to marry a woman who has had plastic bags needlessly inserted into her breasts?', that fifteen year old boy would probably be like, 'what's plastic?'.”
“Youth is feeling seventy years old, misanthropic, and ready to die at fifteen”
“Fifteen years old is the middle of my life, regardless of when I die.”
“Old is always fifteen years from now.”