“Oh, to be a center fielder, a center fielder- and nothing more”

“Although he is a very poor fielder, he is a very poor hitter.”

“We return to the void we never left, for Mehay is the center of all, and all is the center of nothing.”

“We are not.We never were; we never shall be. We return to the void we never, for mehay is the center of all, and all is the center of nothing.”

“This is why classical thought concerning structure could say that the center is, paradoxically, within the structure and outside it. The center is at the center of the totality, and yet, since the center does not belong to the totality (is not part of the totality), the totality has its center elsewhere. The center is not the center.”

“Good afternoon... My name is Lucy... I'm going to be your right-fielder... Our special today is a misjudged fly-ball. We also have a nice bobbled ground ball and an exellent late throw to the infield... I'll be back in a moment to take your order.”