“Aye, we all know your fondness for apples, brother.”

“United we stand, divided we fallJust watch us as we beat ya’ll.You say ‘brother against brother’?Well, my brother screwed your motherAnd she liked it!We’ll kick your shins and break your knee’Cause all you got is Robert E. Lee.Farbs!”

“An admirable idea! Mr. Worthing, there is just one question I would like to be permitted to put to you. Where is your brother Ernest? We are both engaged to be married to your brother Ernest, so it is a matter of some importance to us to know where your brother Ernest is at present.”

“Aye, and for now, would you mind if I get you out of your clothes and wrap myself around you? It's medicinal you know? For your stitches...and my knee...and, I guess, all the rest of us.”

“Big Brother is home. He is installed in the item you just dragged home from the Apple store.”

“Aye, Master. Only, how do we know where that dhenrabi might take us?” “Oh, we know that, most certainly. Why, the dhenrabi breeding beds, of course.” “Oh.”