“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”

“A smile is a curve that sets things right.”

“My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.”

“Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.”

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”

“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”

“Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.”