“Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.”
“It is capitalist America that produced the modern independent woman. Never in history have women had more freedom of choice in regard to dress, behavior, career, and sexual orientation. ”
“If given the choice, I’d take five ones over a five-dollar bill, because women prefer men with lots of money.”
“Often, men want money to get women, or to use women to get money, or both at the same time.”
“Can you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots of money.”
“There is no reciprocity. Men love women. Women love children. Children love hamsters. Hamsters don't love anyone; it is quite hopeless.”