“Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.”

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”

“Money's scarceTimes are hardHere's your fuckingXmas card”

“Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?”

“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”

“It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder, and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.”

“We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.”