“and if my heart isn’t in my mouth it’s because it knows its place”
“Love isn’t a series of slogans like “Just do it,” “It’s the real thing,” or “Go ahead, stick it in my butt.” Love is much more than that. Love is also a logo. I know, because I have it tattooed on my ass.”
“my problem isn’t piracy, it’s obscurity”
“My face doesn’t match my personality. Maybe it would if instead of a mouth I had an asshole in its place. ”
“I don't know what it means and I don't care because it's Shakespeare and it's like having jewels in my mouth when I say the words.”
“I’ve learned that home isn’t a place, it’s a feeling.”