“No man can resist a woman who has an apple in her hand. It's theological. A woman with an apple in her hand is the first woman, the only woman in the world. And he is the first man, he stumbles on love and he cant shake it,never,ever,ever..”

“Anyway, the apple is essential. How come these hens don't get it? They go to church year after year, they read the Bible, or at least keep it on their bedside table, and then they forget how the first seduction of the first man occured? With an apple, that's how. No man can resist a woman who has an apple in her hand. Its theological. A woman with an apple in her hand is the first woman, the only woman in the world, and he's the first man -he stumbles on love and he can't shake it, never ever ever.”

“No man should ever publish a book until he has first read it to a woman.”

“A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.”

“A man cannot own a woman, cousin. He can only... He can only love her.”

“No man is offended by another man's admiration of the woman he loves; it is the woman only who can make it a torment.”