“A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world.”
“Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. ”
“Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.”
“Unfortunately, ..., all too often a joke tells the truth.”
“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”
“Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.”