“Barbarian --A Code of Conduct honored by all true barbarian warriors, requiring excellent coordination with weapons, closeness to nature, awkwardness with women, common sense, and completion of the mission.”
“Barbarianism is the natural state of mankind. Civilization is unnatural. It is the whim of circumstance. And barbarianism must ultimately triumph”
“(First Barbarian): whats the difference between a lord and a barbarian?(second Barbarian): As little as a week!”
“There, close enough to spit on--if I'd been a barbarian and inclined to spit--was the dragon.”
“[H]e is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.”
“He couldn't understand how he was awarded medals and honors for clubbing and bayoneting people, and be called a barbarian for killing seals.”