“Hvis man regner med belønning for sin godhed, er det ikke godhed, men beregning.”

“I'd like to knowwhat this whole show is all aboutbefore it's out.”

“Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.”

“Love while you've got love to give.Live while you've got life to live.”

“MEETING THE EYEYou'll probably findthat it suits your bookto be a bit clevererthan you look.Observe that the easiestmethod by faris to look a bit stupiderthan you are.”

“TIMING TOASTGrook on how to char for yourselfThere's an art of knowing when.Never try to guess.Toast until it smokes and thentwenty seconds less.”

“THE FINAL TOUCHPortrait of nobody in particularIdiots are reallyone hundred per centwhen they are alsointelligent.”