“It isn't enough to exasperate others. You have to remember to gladden yourself!”

“Put up in a placewhere it is easy to seethe cryptic admonishmentT.T.TWhen you feel how depressinglyslowly you climbit's well to remember thatThings Take Time.”

“Losing one glove is certainly painful,but nothing compared to the pain,of losing one, throwing away the other,and finding the first one again.”

“Whenever you're called on to make up your mind,and you're hampered by not having any,the best way to solve the dilemma, you'll find, is simply by spinning a penny.No - not so that chance shall decide the affairwhile you're passively standing there moping; but the moment the penny is up in the air,you suddenly know what you're hoping. ”

“Art is solving problems that cannot be formulated before they have been solved. The shaping of the question is part of the answer.”

“A WORD TO THE WISELet the world pass in its time-ridden race; never get caught in its snare.Remember, the only acceptable casefor being in any particular place is having no business there.”

“MEETING THE EYEYou'll probably findthat it suits your bookto be a bit clevererthan you look.Observe that the easiestmethod by faris to look a bit stupiderthan you are.”