“If you ever know a man who tries to drown his sorrows, kindly inform him his sorrows know how to swim.”
“If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.”
“People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.”
“Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something and has lost something. People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim...”
“I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.”
“I drank to drown my sorrows, but the damned things learned how to swim.”