“If you believe in God, then you have to believe in promises.”
“You have to believe in God to believe in trees.”
“Never believe a promise from a man or woman who has no discipline. They have broken a thousand promises to themselves, and they break their promise for you.”
“When God has specially promised the thing, we are bound to believe we shall recieve it when we pray for it. You have no right to put in an 'if', and say, 'Lord, if it be thy will..." This is to insult God. To put an 'if' in God's promise when God has put none there, is tantamount to charging God with being insincere.”
“Believe in God and you will have eternal life :)”
“But if I start believing that, then I have to believe in your God. I'd have to love your God. I'd rather love the men you slept with.”