“A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.”
“Take your hat off.”
“If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.”
“That’s a deer shooting hat.''Like hell it is.' I took it off and looked at it. I sort of closed one eye, like I was taking aim at it. 'This is a people shooting hat,' I said. 'I shoot people in this hat.”
“It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.”
“And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!”