“Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system”
“Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now. ”
“The metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.”
“You can tell all that about me from your measuring tape?''Well, I use the metric system, It's the only way to get really exact numbers.”
“I’m in favor of legalizing drugs. According to my values system, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so. Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal.”
“You're a kid. I didn't know we taught kids manners anymore.”