“One of the problems with being a writer is that all of your idiocies are still in print somewhere. I strongly support paper recycling.”
“A strong and bitter book-sickness floods one's soul. How ignominious to be strapped to this ponderous mass of paper, print, and dead men's sentiments! ”
“The problem with being a writer is that it’s not enough to be a writer; one must also be seen to be a writer.”
“An' you told him what I said about a verbal contract not being worth the paper it's printed on?”
“Being a writer is an amazing job, but we’re all writers, most of us just forget to put our stories down on paper.”
“The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.”