“God made ice for hockey and scotch, and that's about it.”
“(Hockey) It's a slippery game played on ice.”
“The gods that we've made are exactly the gods you'd expect to be made by a species that's about half a chromosome away from being chimpanzee.”
“What did grown men see in the rattle of sticks, the slashing of steel over ice and hockey sweaters worn way beyond funk?”
“Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.”
“The English play hockey in any weather. Thunder, lightening, plague of locusts...nothing can stop the hockey. Do not fight the hockey, for the hockey will win.”