“He was a wise man who invented God.”

“For a man to conquer himself is the first and noblest of all victories.He was a wise man who invented beer”

“The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep”

“And man has actually invented God. And what's strange, what would be marvellous, is not that God should really exist; the marvel is that such an idea, the idea of the necessity of God, could enter the head of such a savage, vicious beast as man. So holy it is, so touching, so wise and so great a credit it does to man.”

“God cannot be referred to as 'good,' 'better,' or 'best' because He is above all things. If a man says that God is wise, the man is lying because anything that is wise can become wiser. Anything that a man might say about God is incorrect... The best a man can do is to remain silent...The true master knows that if he had a God he could understand, he would never hold Him to be God.”

“The more humble and obedient to God a man is, the more wise and at peace he will be in all that he does.”