“For nobody is curious, who isn't malevolent.”

“Always be curious and ask questions" "Always find the answers to questions" "Never take anything for granted" In the matter where NoBody becomes SomeBody and SomeBody becomes NoBody; and wherein some matters matter”

“Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable.Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.”

“It's a defining difference, curiosity. I've never known a stupid person who was curious, or a curious person who was stupid.”

“Thackeray is careful not to present a protagonist who is malevolently evil from birth; to trace a figure like this is unrewarding certainly to novelist and reader alike.”

“The goyim are a curious people," Malpesh once said to me, before he had discovered who and what I was. "Not curious that they want to know things," he clarified, "curious that they don't.”