“No protests in the streets, just a button marked 'like”
“I do," she protested; "I want to stand on the street corner like a sandwich man, informing all the passers-by.”
“Love is a religion, and its rituals cost more than those of other religions. It goes by quickly and, like a street urchin, it likes to mark its passage by a trail of devastation.”
“orgasm for women like coal( that takes lot of time to get heat) , and men like microwave..just push the button”
“Some people like to push my buttons!!! I just wish they would give them back...”
“Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.”