“The more controlling the parent,” Caldwell explained, “the more likely a child is to experience boredom.”
“The more interesting life becomes, in other words, the more boredom we are doomed to experience.”
“The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.”
“God will send aid to no one more readily than He will send it to a child--and to the parent of a child.”
“We need more child abuse laws, these kids have been abusing us parents long enough.”
“At the end of your life you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict, or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child or a parent.”