“Eve is married to my credit card, not me”
“Most people don't grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What that is, is aging.”
“I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.”
“Vampires have credit cards?""We're undead, not Amish.”
“A man with a credit card is in hock to his own image of himself.”
“But give me more credit than that. Someone else may have dealt the hand, but I picked it up off the table, I played every card, and I had my reasons.”