“Guys like you would try to shag the button hole in a fur coat.”

“And you had to do that in a thunderstorm pissing down like a camel?”

“God bless you butterfly, because now I'm claiming you like no mate has ever been claimed in the history of our kind”

“If you fuck like your eyes do, your wife must be one delighted lady.”

“Levelling my stare at him I drop a hint like a penny into a well, “You mentioned you were tied up. Win, you should have reserved that privilege for me.”

“So many people talk about the Golden Gate bridge, but I would bet they haven't seen the new Sava River Bridge. It has long metal ropes suspending it, like a gigantic angel's harp waiting for god's fingers to reach down and pluck the first chords, to send a vibration of relief and love into the heart of Belgrade.”

“She wears those old fashioned pj's like body armour. Going to bed these days is like wresting with Kevlar.”