“Kin is a shortened term for kinetic. Kinetic means to move. All that moves is your kin”

“I'm there to block your next move. This is a game”

“I'm in a bastard mood, so wait for her to come to me without moving. Here kitty kitty, come to the lion's den.”

“I'm not a man easily moved to displays of emotion, but tonight I am weak, I am vulnerable. It must be from being inside her, so close to her, breathing in her pain, and love, and light, and blossoming vulnerable beauty”

“They're so retarded they think stereotype means typing with both hands.”

“If you fuck like your eyes do, your wife must be one delighted lady.”

“The sad thing is that sometimes I just wanna roll over and give her a little cuddle, but the bolster pillow she insists on sleeping with down the middle of the bed between us means I’d need to be a mountaineer as well as a locksmith.”