“The soy is seeping through the material like a BP oil slick in a Louisiana swamp.”

“Like opium, nerve annihilation stretches up my veins to pump incinerating anguish through my body.”

“I'm a tundra with wind endlessly blowing a hollow tunnel through me.”

“Lady, when I met you I must have run through a puddle of luck”

“Desire filters toxins through my system at the sight and I lower again, shoving her against the padded wall to snake my tongue over the elixir of pain.”

“She wears those old fashioned pj's like body armour. Going to bed these days is like wresting with Kevlar.”

“And you had to do that in a thunderstorm pissing down like a camel?”