“Even when I took first prize, topped the class, won the race, I never really won anything. I was merely avoiding the embarrassment of losing.”
“Wouldn't it be wonderful if I won a helicopter in a crossword puzzle competition? There is not much hope though I am afraid, as they never give such practical prizes.”
“No, I didn't lose... I still won”
“I never won an Oscar... and the Oscars never won Irene Papas”
“All anybody needs to know about prizes is that Mozart never won one.”
“This is a rule of racing: No race has ever been won in the first corner; many have been lost there.”