“we can't go on ... having regular bowel movements ... while creation happens!”
“Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.”
“The government wants to be aware of all your movements—probably including your bowel movements. Ain’t that some shit?”
“The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.”
“Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.”
“God is continuously learning from his creations. We think God knows what's going to happen next---Hmmmmmm..........I wonder.”