“We think a wise person is someone who solves problems. Truth is, a wise person is someone who avoids problems.”
“A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”
“A clever person solves a problem; a wise person uses Cosmic Ordering!”
“There is nothing more pathetically sad than a parent who teaches a child not to hit by spanking them. Well, that, and adults who think hitting someone will solve a problem.”
“If you don't want to be in an argument with someone, it is probably best to try to solve the problem, rather than lying around hoping the other person will do it for you.”
“People like you should be stopped, Mr. Woodrow,' she mused aloud, with a puzzled shake of her wise head. 'You think you're solving the world's problems but actually you're the problem.”