“I don't like sycophants. Unless you're a cat.”
“There are two things about me you should know. Don't fight me, unless you're prepared to kill me. And don't kiss me, unless you're prepared to fuck me.”
“If more people smile when you arrive than when you leave, you're either having a good day, or surrounded by sycophants.”
“You really do think you're the cat's pajamas, don't you?" I asked Raphael, annoyed with his arrogance.”
“Unless you're fucking me, don't put your hands on me.”
“You like the party?Is it in honour of anything?My cat's birthday.Where's your cat?I don't know, he ran away.”