“The half-full bottle in front of me, is better than a full-frontal lobotomy.”
“I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy”
“Anything was better than nothing. Half-full was better than empty. Ignorance was the lowest form of humiliation and suffering.”
“My glass is not only half-full, it holds five-hundred-dollar-a-bottle Dom Perignon champagne.”